Section A | |
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There’s no way Notre Dame will beat Alabama in the championship game. Alabama is an SEC team, and SEC teams have won the last six championships. |
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Reporter to football coach: “Coach, you told us last week you had no contact with the Chicago Bears. Then the next day, you signed on as their coach. Didn’t you lie to us?” Coach: “No, what I said was correct. I said I had no contact with the Bears. My agent did.” |
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Ad for RE/MAX Real Estate: “We know there’s a lot riding on your next home. It’s only natural to want what’s best for your family – beginning with a house you can really call a home. We can help.” |
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Section E | |
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Have you noticed that, ever since Julia joined the club, Sammy’s doing a much better job as president? He’s trying to impress her. We’ve got to be sure she stays in the club. |
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See this and all of the other AGLOA Propaganda Quizzes here. |